The results are in and it’s just sad. A recent poll showed 52% of men have such small penises that they masturbate using only two to three fingers. Apparently their erect penises are not long enough to use an entire hand on. This only further proves that size indeed does matter.
That was followed up with 43% barely being able to fit one hand on their boner and unfortunately only 5% could jack it off with both hands.
— Mistress (@sytdick) May 30, 2019